| I'm suggesting we call sex something else, and it should include everything from kissing to sitting close together. Shere Hite |
| Sex is the last refuge of the miserable. Quentin Crisp |
| There is no remedy for sex but more sex. Woody Allen |
| Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!' Julian Barnes |
| Sex is simple, love stings afterwards. Barbara Bush |
| I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George F Burns |
| Sex outside marriage is sin; sex within marriage is not sin. Bertrand Russell |
| Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex. Julian Barnes |
| Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important. Hermione Gingold |
| Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis |