| The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. Woody Allen |
| Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the ages. William J Brennan Jr |
| The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports. Piet Hein |
| Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. Marlene Dietrich |
| Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles. George Mikes |
| The single most enjoyable thing in the world...... SEX! Starhawk |
| Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind. Chuck Palahniuk |
| The mammary fixation is the most infantile and the most American, of the sex fetishes. Molly Haskell |
| Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. Charles Bukowski |
| When you get to fifty-two, food becomes more important than sex. Tom Lehrer |