| Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. Scott Roeben |
| Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously. Woody Allen |
| Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good. Bai Ling |
| Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. Barry Humphries |
| Sex is an emotion in motion. Mae West |
| I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson |
| Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. Andy Warhol |
| Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone. Grace Jones |
| Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore |
| Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last. Sophia Loren |