| Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. John Callahan |
| Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature. Marilyn Monroe |
| Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. Jerry Seinfeld |
| After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." Gary Shandling |
| Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Woody Allen |
| If I was you I would have sex with me. Anonymous |
| Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer. Anonymous |
| Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine, my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth. Jim Harrison |
| Everybody lies about sex. Lazarus Long |
| I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex. Anonymous |