| Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex. Jackie Mason |
| Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place. Billy Crystal. |
| There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse, but there is nothing exactly like it. W.C. Fields |
| Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one. L. M. Boyd |
| The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck. Slavik on the modern technological advances |
| Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived. Anonymous |
| Still not getting any. Drew Hamilton |