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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. -
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. -
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you. It's only when you leave her a virgin! -
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Cry for cuts and stitches not for bastard and bitches. -
![Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.]()
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