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![I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read:<br/>
Hamburgers Pound 1:00<br/>
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00<br/>
Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)<br/>
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. `Can I help you?` she asked with a big smile. `I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?` <br/>
`Yessssss` she almost purrs<br/>
`I am` `Well wash your hands,` I said, `I want a cheeseburger!!`]()
Upload to Facebook I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read:
Hamburgers Pound 1:00
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00
Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?"
"Yessssss" she almost purrs
"I am" "Well wash your hands," I said, "I want a cheeseburger!!" -
![Who is the best blonde secretary?<br/>
One that never misses a period!]()
Upload to Facebook Who is the best blonde secretary?
One that never misses a period! -
![A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, `Bring me a beer.`<br/>
The bartender then asks, `Anheuser-Busch?`<br/>
To which she replies, `Fine thanks, and how's your cock?`]()
Upload to Facebook A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?" -
![What do you call two nuns and a blonde?<br/>
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!]()
Upload to Facebook What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver! -
![How can you tell when a blonde is dating?<br/>
By the buckle print on her forehead!]()
Upload to Facebook How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead! -
Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
More leg-room! -
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
Way to go, guys! -
A blonde entered angrily into the store, slapped a package on the counter and said, "What the hell is this?"
Clerk: Why Sir? Your cat didn't like them?
Blonde looking embarrassed whispered: You mean 'Pussy Treats' is for cats? -
Why did the blonde have square tits?
Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes! -
Ques: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
Ans: By the chipped tooth.
