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Upload to Facebook I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read:
Hamburgers Pound 1:00
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00
Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?"
"Yessssss" she almost purrs
"I am" "Well wash your hands," I said, "I want a cheeseburger!!" -
Upload to Facebook Who is the best blonde secretary?
One that never misses a period! -
Upload to Facebook A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?" -
Upload to Facebook What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver! -
Upload to Facebook How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead! -
Upload to Facebook What do a blonde and a barn have in common?
They always have a cock in them! -
Upload to Facebook Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet! -
Upload to Facebook Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room! -
Upload to Facebook Why do blondes take the pill?
So they know what day of the week it is! -
Upload to Facebook Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
