Love is very strong, It can remove Tears, Fears and Underwears! |
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The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick
is because... . . . . . . . . . . . . her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life. |
I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain! |
I believe in love at first sight but science calls it... . . . . . . . Erection! |
Dedicated to all my friends for 14th Feb... Honge Tum Kisi Ke "Jaanu', "Baby", "Sweetheart", "Shona", "Babu", "Bachha" etc etc... Hamare Liye Toh Tum Gaandu The... Laude ho... Aur Chutiye Hi Rahoge. |
A smile to put you on high, A kiss to set your soul alright, Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you? |
You're too hot. Let me blow you! |
Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory! |
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them! |