Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake... But I love them all! . .. ... .... I mean, my friends! |
A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart. Love you, Dear Bra! |
Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes! |
Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake! |
Remember when you need a good FUCK, I'll always be here for you. It's because FUCK stands for: F: Friends U: You C: Can K: Keep So promise me that we will good FUCK forever! |
There are 3 things in life that cause unnecessary problems when they break: Love Friendship and Condoms! |
Friendship is like peeing on yourself... Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. |
Friends are like butt cheeks; Shit may come between them but they always stick together. Thanks for being my butt and the butt of my jokes! |
Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake. |
Friends are like an Underwear - always a comfort. Good friends are like a Condom - always protecting. Great friends are like a Viagra - lift you up when you are down! |