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![Fuck friends, I need more enemies. At least they admit, they don't like me.]()
Upload to Facebook Fuck friends, I need more enemies. At least they admit, they don't like me. -
Remember me if you wanna FUCK. You can always count on me for a good FUCK. F.U.C.K. stands for "Friends U Can Keep". Let's always be in FUCK state till eternity! -
You are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know. And that is why we are the best friends. -
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, nudity, inappropriateness and shenanigans. -
Super abuse after break-up:
Boy: Shut up bitch! Your pussy has been used more than Google.
Girl: Get lost, U asshole! I wear heels longer dan ur dick. -
Friends must be like a bra:
Adjustable
Comfortable
Stretchable
Supportive
Never let U down
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Always close to yr heart! -
Ur my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, Great, Sweet, Honest, Independent, Truthful friend in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend. -
Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too then you my friend will be THE MAN!! -
A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart! -
Remember: If u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz FUCK stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
