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  • A very short story and an end to a friendship.<br/><br/>

Madhvi was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour  Shilpa sat nearby.<br/>
Madhvi asked her friend, `Does my son resemble me or his father?`<br/>
Replied Shilpa, `He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!`<br/><br/>

The EndUpload to Facebook
    A very short story and an end to a friendship.

    Madhvi was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour Shilpa sat nearby.
    Madhvi asked her friend, "Does my son resemble me or his father?"
    Replied Shilpa, "He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!"

    The End
  • The judge asked the reason for the divorce and Melinda said two words...<br/>
Micro and Soft.<br/><br/>

The judge said, `It took you 27 years to figure it out.`<br/>
She said, `Bill kept on promising an upgrade!`Upload to Facebook
    The judge asked the reason for the divorce and Melinda said two words...
    Micro and Soft.

    The judge said, "It took you 27 years to figure it out."
    She said, "Bill kept on promising an upgrade!"
  • The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!Upload to Facebook
    The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!
  • If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!Upload to Facebook
    If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!
  • Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...<br/>
Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...
    Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!
  • Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?<br/>
Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!Upload to Facebook
    Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?
    Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!
  • A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.<br/>
Doctors have described his condition as stable!Upload to Facebook
    A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
    Doctors have described his condition as stable!
  • Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!Upload to Facebook
    Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!
  • Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!
  • A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,<br/>
`Do you have Viagra for women?`<br/>
Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!Upload to Facebook
    A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,
    "Do you have Viagra for women?"
    Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!
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