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![I asked the lady I met in the lift what perfume she's using.<br/>
LeaveMeTheFuckCologne, she said.<br/><br/>
Never heard of it!]()
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LeaveMeTheFuckCologne, she said.
Never heard of it! -
![Lady: I have a husband I could never trust. He cheats on me all the time.<br />
I am not even sure if the baby I am carrying is his!]()
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I am not even sure if the baby I am carrying is his! -
![3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat and Tat.
The barman says, `Are you all related?`
Mick said, `Yeah we're triplets!`
The barman said, `Triplets!, how come you and Pat are 6ft tall and Tat is only 4-Ft tall?`.
`Well!` said Mick `Me and Pat were breastfed so there was no tit for Tat!]()
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Husband: Do you know that sex can cure headaches?<br/>
Wife: No thanks, I prefer paracetamol. At least, it lasts for more than 3 minutes!]()
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Husband: Do you know that sex can cure headaches?
Wife: No thanks, I prefer paracetamol. At least, it lasts for more than 3 minutes! -
![Patient: Doctor, I took two COVID-19 tests today. The nasal swab was negative (-) but the anal swab was positive (+).<br/>
What does this make me?<br/>
Doctor: A battery!]()
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What does this make me?
Doctor: A battery! -
![A professor told his class:</br>
`Fame will come to you only after you succeed!`</br>
A blonde asked, `Who is 'Seed'?`]()
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![How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?</br>
Call and tell her about it!]()
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Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!]()
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![I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.<br/>
I don't want them to know my real name!]()
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I don't want them to know my real name!
