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![There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!]()
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![People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!]()
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![My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.<br/>
Every morning she asks, `Aaj Chadega Kya?`]()
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![Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal?]()
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![A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital.<br/>
Doctor: The baby is coming early.<br/>
Lady: Like father, like son!]()
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Doctor: The baby is coming early.
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![The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...<br/>
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![Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Foster:s, Carlsberg & Budweiser.<br/>
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available!]()
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![You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits!]()
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![A Million Dollar Advice:<br/>
Before making any costly promise to a woman, masturbate twice.<br/>
It may change your opinion!]()
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Before making any costly promise to a woman, masturbate twice.
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![An ISRO Scientist on the first night to his wife: Darling, shall I take you to the Moon first or the Jupiter first?<br/>
Wife: Let me see the rocket first!]()
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Wife: Let me see the rocket first!
