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![Before Sex:<br/>
You help each other to get naked and after sex, you only dress.<br/>
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you when you are fucked!]()
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You help each other to get naked and after sex, you only dress.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you when you are fucked! -
![If you are problem can't be fixed by coffee, sex, money or booze...<br/>
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you are kinda fucked!]()
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![Men look at a woman's ass and say: What an ass!<br/>
Whereas women look at a man's face and say: What an ass!<br/>
Same comment, different Ass-essments!]()
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Whereas women look at a man's face and say: What an ass!
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![If you are having a bad day, just remember there are females out there who gonna take a small dick tonight and act as they love it because it's their man!]()
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![Business Models are always difficult to understand.<br/>
Cigarette companies kill their best customers and Condom companies restrict their future customers!<br/>
Still, both companies are profitable!]()
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Cigarette companies kill their best customers and Condom companies restrict their future customers!
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![Girl 1: Fuck anyone who doesn't like you.<br/>
Girl 2: Wow, that's a lot of sex!]()
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![Rohit is not fit, Ishant ruled out due to injury.<br/>
The only Sharma that will deliver this Australian summer is Anushka!]()
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![Two men fighting over one slut.<br/>
That, my friend, is called a Tug-of-Whore!]()
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![NAOMI: Did you know that my name spelled backward is 'I MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.<br/>
LANA: You can just fuck off with your silly games!]()
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LANA: You can just fuck off with your silly games!
