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![Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy.<br/>
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill's real name was Randy!]()
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But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill's real name was Randy! -
![My girlfriend used to be scared of the dark. Then she saw me naked.<br/> Now she is scared of the light!]()
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Now she is scared of the light! -
![My wife's favorite sexual position is called `Make it quick`!]()
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![Six topless women sound nice, dozen tit?]()
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![Text Change - Sabse Tez Jalne Wali Cheez:<br/>
Sodium X<br/>
Petrol X<br/>
Logon Ki Gaand √]()
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Sodium X
Petrol X
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![The Vagina:<br/>
The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self-lubricating. It takes any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It's only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental!]()
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The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self-lubricating. It takes any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It's only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental! -
![A foolish man complains of his torn pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls!]()
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![Someone asked a retiree, `Do you have a job?`<br/>
He replied, `I am my wife's sexual advisor.`<br/>
Somewhat shocked, they said, `What do you mean by that?`<br/>
`Very simple,` he said, `My wife told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it.`]()
Upload to Facebook Someone asked a retiree, "Do you have a job?"
He replied, "I am my wife's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "What do you mean by that?"
"Very simple," he said, "My wife told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it." -
![The company Pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against Covid-19 soon, is the same company that created Viagra. Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cure the living!]()
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![My sex drive is entirely too high for the amount of sex that I am not having!]()
Upload to Facebook My sex drive is entirely too high for the amount of sex that I am not having!
