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Upload to Facebook I asked the lady I met in the lift what perfume she's using.
LeaveMeTheFuckCologne, she said.
Never heard of it! -
Upload to Facebook Lady: I have a husband I could never trust. He cheats on me all the time.
I am not even sure if the baby I am carrying is his! -
Upload to Facebook 3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat and Tat. The barman says, "Are you all related?" Mick said, "Yeah we're triplets!" The barman said, "Triplets!, how come you and Pat are 6ft tall and Tat is only 4-Ft tall?". "Well!" said Mick "Me and Pat were breastfed so there was no tit for Tat! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I'm having a headache.
Husband: Do you know that sex can cure headaches?
Wife: No thanks, I prefer paracetamol. At least, it lasts for more than 3 minutes! -
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, I took two COVID-19 tests today. The nasal swab was negative (-) but the anal swab was positive (+).
What does this make me?
Doctor: A battery! -
Upload to Facebook A professor told his class: "Fame will come to you only after you succeed!" A blonde asked, "Who is 'Seed'?" -
Upload to Facebook How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it! -
Upload to Facebook Tum Bas Dil Lagao, Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange! -
Upload to Facebook I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.
I don't want them to know my real name! -
Upload to Facebook There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
