When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work. Wisdom will kill me someday! |
Why was the two-piece bikini invented? To separate the meat section from the dairy section! |
Vodafone Idea is now Vi Vi Mumbai Vi Delhi Vi Ahmedabad Vi Kolkata Imagine their Agra office! |
The pussy is never yours... It's just your turn! |
When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is! |
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass? Sunder Pichai |
If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach? |
What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle? Chacha Chaudri! |
A man from Lucknow at the chemist: Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye! |
Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata, Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!" |