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  • When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work.<br/>
Wisdom will kill me someday!Upload to Facebook
    When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work.
    Wisdom will kill me someday!
  • Why was the two-piece bikini invented?<br/>
To separate the meat section from the dairy section!Upload to Facebook
    Why was the two-piece bikini invented?
    To separate the meat section from the dairy section!
  • Vodafone Idea is now Vi<br/>
Vi Mumbai<br/>
Vi Delhi<br/>
Vi Ahmedabad<br/>
Vi Kolkata<br/>

Imagine their Agra office!Upload to Facebook
    Vodafone Idea is now Vi
    Vi Mumbai
    Vi Delhi
    Vi Ahmedabad
    Vi Kolkata
    Imagine their Agra office!
  • The pussy is never yours...<br/>
It's just your turn!Upload to Facebook
    The pussy is never yours...
    It's just your turn!
  • When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!Upload to Facebook
    When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!
  • What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?<br/>
Sunder PichaiUpload to Facebook
    What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
    Sunder Pichai
  • If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?Upload to Facebook
    If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?
  • What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?<br/>
Chacha Chaudri!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?
    Chacha Chaudri!
  • A man from Lucknow at the chemist:<br/>
Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye!Upload to Facebook
    A man from Lucknow at the chemist:
    Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye!
  • Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,<br/>
Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, `Baby I will eat your ass!`Upload to Facebook
    Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,
    Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!"
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