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![A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.<br/>
His friend Randy stops him and asks, `Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?`<br/>
`Well, I got it for my wife, you see?` answers Dave.<br/>
`Wow,` exclaims Randy, `Great trade!`]()
Upload to Facebook A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade!" -
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Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals!]()
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Viagra Shipment Stolen.
Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals! -
![Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks!]()
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![Man: When I donate blood, I don't extract it myself, the nurse does it for me.<br/>
Nurse: I understand sir; but this is a sperm bank, it doesn't work that way here!]()
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Nurse: I understand sir; but this is a sperm bank, it doesn't work that way here! -
![I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.<br/>
I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.<br/>
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.<br/>
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!<br/>
Women, I can't figure them out!]()
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I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!
Women, I can't figure them out! -
![Seeing how some people wear masks, now I understand why condoms fail!]()
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![I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: `I'm tired`, `I'm washing my hair`, `I've got a headache`, I'm your sister-in-law!]()
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![I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a girl named Penny. Is that spooky or what?]()
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![Don't stop when you are tired.<br/>
Stop when you are done.<br/>
~ Sunny Leone<br/>
Motivational Speaker]()
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Stop when you are done.
~ Sunny Leone
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![Top 6 reasons why men prefer guns over women:<br/>
* You admire a friend's gun tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.<br/>
* Your gun will stay with you even if you have run out of ammunition.<br/>
* You can trade an old 44 for a new 22<br/>
* A gun doesn't ask, `Do these grips make me look fat?`<br/>
* A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.<br/>
And the most important: You can buy a silencer for a gun!]()
Upload to Facebook Top 6 reasons why men prefer guns over women:
* You admire a friend's gun tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.
* Your gun will stay with you even if you have run out of ammunition.
* You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
* A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
* A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
And the most important: You can buy a silencer for a gun!
