| Which type of girls wears transparent dresses? The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man! |
| The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is, that you . . . . . . . . . . never get to prove it! |
| What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya? Richard Branson's airline is Virgin and Vijay Mallya's airline is Screwed! |
| How do you recognize your computer Mouse is a male or a female? If there's a Pad underneath, it's a female! |
| It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities. In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, Oops, gotta run! |
| Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money! |
| 5 missed calls from your girlfriend, means... You missed a good fuck! 5 missed calls from your wife, You are fucked! |
| Of course, men are like babies. The first sight of a nipple and they can't think of anything else! |
| Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas? Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing "Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re"! |
| Masturbation is easy. Choosing a video is tough! |
