| Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole! |
| Unfuckwithable (adj.) When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you! |
| After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear! |
| Bisexual (adj.) The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find! |
| Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was. She said, "Fuck you". So I'm pretty excited for 2019! |
| Breaking News: There was a fire in a brothel. Some came out running, some ran out coming! |
| Porn ban in India: As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat. No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand! #AssemblyElections2018 |
| Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place! |
| What do you call a person who begs for sex? A Fuckeer! |
| What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs! |
