Upload to Facebook | If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again! |
Upload to Facebook | When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex & when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX! |
Upload to Facebook | If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational. The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank. Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'! |
Upload to Facebook | If I were a plastic surgeon... I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant! |
Upload to Facebook | What is the smallest hotel in the world? The answer is 'Vagina Inn' It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside! |
Upload to Facebook | Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over... . . . . . . Well, nothing has changed ever since! |
Upload to Facebook | Sec 497 - Vice is ok Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK! |
Upload to Facebook | Gay-sex, not a crime! Adultery, not a crime !! The public wanted Tax Exemption... Govt granted Sex Exemption. Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status! |
Upload to Facebook | Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question. "When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?" A - Pyjama Suit B - Nighty C - Underclothes D - Nothing Contestant: I want to phone a friend! #Sec497 |
Upload to Facebook | Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime. Now the tailors will ask, "Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche". |
