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  • And then the Lordship said:<br/>
`It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve`.<br/>
#Section377Upload to Facebook
    And then the Lordship said:
    "It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve".
    #Section377
  • It's 2018 ladies.<br/>
Treat your man right or another man will!Upload to Facebook
    It's 2018 ladies.
    Treat your man right or another man will!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!Upload to Facebook
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
  • Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?<br/>
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega<br/>
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.<br/>
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!Upload to Facebook
    Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?
    Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
    Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
    Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
  • As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.<br/>
`Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye`.<br/>
Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!Upload to Facebook
    As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.
    "Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye".
    Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
  • Men are like shoelaces...<br/>
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!Upload to Facebook
    Men are like shoelaces...
    They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
  • Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!Upload to Facebook
    Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
  • Aurgasm:<br/>
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?Upload to Facebook
    Aurgasm:
    A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
  • Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.<br/>
It has a lot of support, but no cup!Upload to Facebook
    Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.
    It has a lot of support, but no cup!
  • If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.<br/>
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!Upload to Facebook
    If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
    If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
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