| If I were a plastic surgeon... I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant! |
| What is the smallest hotel in the world? The answer is 'Vagina Inn' It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside! |
| Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over... . . . . . . Well, nothing has changed ever since! |
| Sec 497 - Vice is ok Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK! |
| Gay-sex, not a crime! Adultery, not a crime !! The public wanted Tax Exemption... Govt granted Sex Exemption. Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status! |
| Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question. "When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?" A - Pyjama Suit B - Nighty C - Underclothes D - Nothing Contestant: I want to phone a friend! #Sec497 |
| Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime. Now the tailors will ask, "Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche". |
| And then the Lordship said: "It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve". #Section377 |
| It's 2018 ladies. Treat your man right or another man will! |
| Aaj Ka Gyan: Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge! |
