| Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega? Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega. Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega! |
| As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'. "Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye". Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars! |
| Men are like shoelaces... They enter many holes before they tie the knot! |
| Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts! |
| Aurgasm: A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'? |
| Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'. It has a lot of support, but no cup! |
| If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there. If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story! |
| Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate! |
| Which person is completely opposite of Putin? Nadal! |
| Divorce Petition: Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon? Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon! |
