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  • Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.<br/>
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After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:<br/>
1. It doesn't work at home; and <br/>
2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!Upload to Facebook
    Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.
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    After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:
    1. It doesn't work at home; and
    2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!
  • Went to the sperm clinic earlier.<br/>
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?<br/>
I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!Upload to Facebook
    Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
    The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
    I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!
  • You know why Burj Khalifa stands as the tallest building in Dubai!<br/>
It's because of Mia Khalifa!Upload to Facebook
    You know why Burj Khalifa stands as the tallest building in Dubai!
    It's because of Mia Khalifa!
  • Cocktail Secret:<br/>
When you put a screwdriver in virgin Mary - you get bloody Mary!Upload to Facebook
    Cocktail Secret:
    When you put a screwdriver in virgin Mary - you get bloody Mary!
  • Breaking Bollywood News:<br/>
An owner of 173 Crore house gets a flat in dowry!<br/>
#SonamWeddingUpload to Facebook
    Breaking Bollywood News:
    An owner of 173 Crore house gets a flat in dowry!
    #SonamWedding
  • 40+ is really very difficult I get tired easily, I lose energy, feel exhausted... 20+, even 30+ was good.<br/>
But now everything looks so impossible. All of us must be facing the same issues.<br/>
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Don't misunderstand me. Not talking about age... It's the temperature. Age won't affect us at all!Upload to Facebook
    40+ is really very difficult I get tired easily, I lose energy, feel exhausted... 20+, even 30+ was good.
    But now everything looks so impossible. All of us must be facing the same issues.
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    Don't misunderstand me. Not talking about age... It's the temperature. Age won't affect us at all!
  • Small dick is natural;<br/>
Wide pussy is man made!Upload to Facebook
    Small dick is natural;
    Wide pussy is man made!
  • Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else!Upload to Facebook
    Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else!
  • Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language!Upload to Facebook
    Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!Upload to Facebook
    What did I learn today?
    Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
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