Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably. . . . . After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said: 1. It doesn't work at home; and 2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway! |
Went to the sperm clinic earlier. The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup? I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'! |
You know why Burj Khalifa stands as the tallest building in Dubai! It's because of Mia Khalifa! |
Cocktail Secret: When you put a screwdriver in virgin Mary - you get bloody Mary! |
Breaking Bollywood News: An owner of 173 Crore house gets a flat in dowry! #SonamWedding |
40+ is really very difficult I get tired easily, I lose energy, feel exhausted... 20+, even 30+ was good. But now everything looks so impossible. All of us must be facing the same issues. . . . . . Don't misunderstand me. Not talking about age... It's the temperature. Age won't affect us at all! |
Small dick is natural; Wide pussy is man made! |
Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else! |
Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language! |
What did I learn today? Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time! |