| Cocktail Secret: When you put a screwdriver in virgin Mary - you get bloody Mary! |
| Breaking Bollywood News: An owner of 173 Crore house gets a flat in dowry! #SonamWedding |
| 40+ is really very difficult I get tired easily, I lose energy, feel exhausted... 20+, even 30+ was good. But now everything looks so impossible. All of us must be facing the same issues. . . . . . Don't misunderstand me. Not talking about age... It's the temperature. Age won't affect us at all! |
| Small dick is natural; Wide pussy is man made! |
| After all the shit that went between them, they are still together. Who? . . . . . . . . . . Bums! |
| A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable! |
| A guy & his wife both made a list of 5 people they're allowed to sleep with if they ever got the opportunity. She picked Brad Pitt, Hrithik Roshan, Chris Hemsworth, Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh. He just picked her sister, her cousin, her best friend, their next-door neighbour and their son's third-grade teacher. Men are simple like that....they set achievable goals! |
| Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else! |
| Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language! |
| What did I learn today? Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time! |
