| Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat? Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot! |
| Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho? Boss: ➰ 〰 Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir? Boss: Jhaant Barabar! |
| Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed! |
| What did I learn today? If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier! |
| "Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating! |
| How people motivate you in India? "Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"! |
| Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine! |
| A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop. And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends. It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole! |
| What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. |
| Self driving cars are going to raise sex to a whole other level! |
