| The science of staring at women's boobs and guessing their size is known as... . . . . . . . . . Stastis tits! |
| My wife says I am an animal in bed... . . . . . . . More specifically a cat, I can sleep for 22 hours a day! |
| A male Gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who is always busy repairing other people's Cars! |
| Boobs The proof that men can pay attention to two things at once! |
| The neurological impact of the word "SALE" on a female's brain is similar to what the word "BOOB" has on a male's brain. . . . . . . . "GRAB IT"! |
| I had to give up jogging, as it almost killed me. My thighs kept rubbing together and set my fanny on fire! |
| What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken! |
| Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse? In his defence, he claimed it was a stable relationship! |
| Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! |
| Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself! |