| How do you make your wife scream while having sex? Call her and tell her! |
| Kisi Haraami Ko Pucha Geya: What is Masturbation? Woh Bola: Apne Hi Land Ko Chutiya Banana! |
| Girlfriend: 🌙🔨👣? Boyfriend: Behnchod, Ab Ye Kya Hai? Girlfriend: Raat Ko Thokne Aaoge Na? |
| 'Nightfall' is nothing but... . . . . . . . . . a dream-cum-true! |
| Bill Clinton has been lately heard saying, "Hope Hillary's interns are better mine sucked!" |
| Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight. Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change! |
| For all my 40+ lady friends: There's no reason to fear Menopause! It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen. The Cock still enjoys! |
| English sext: I am wet, I want you. Hindi sext: Yaad Piya Ki Aane Lagi, Haaye Bheegi Bheegi Raaton Mein! |
| Whenever I see a girl with a good pair of Bums passing by... . . . . . . . Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai! |
| Looks aren't everything... I agree! But One can't masturbate over someone's Nature! |
