| What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day, Anal makes your hole weak! |
| What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies! |
| May your weekend be full of inappropriate behaviour and fun! |
| When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone "Go fuck yourself" I don't know what is! |
| Husband asks is angry wife for sex. Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face. Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style! |
| Just how deep is the average vagina actually? Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car,his dog and half of all his savings and assets! |
| Did you hear about the truck loaded with Viagra got stolen? They don't know who did it, but they are looking for a bunch of hardened criminals! |
| A man went to a garment shop to buy a bra for his wife. The salesgirl asked, "Sir, you want Capitalistic, Socialistic or Democratic bra?" The man, as any husbands only knew to unhook, nothing more, so he asked, "What are they?" Sales girl: Sir... Capitalistic suppresses the masses. Socialistic uplifts the downtrodden. Democratic makes mountains out of molehills! |
| Lyrics of "Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band, Deedar Unka Hota Hai" might have been written while masturbating! |
| Men like Women's Bodies & Women like Men's Brains and they Both end up Fucking what they Like! |
