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If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'! -
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"I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth." -
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Upload to Facebook Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
Woman look at a man's face and think the same! -
Upload to Facebook The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.
And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive! -
Upload to Facebook Sex is like Maths.
Add the bed;
Subtract the clothes;
Divide the legs;
And pray to God, you don't multiply! -
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Upload to Facebook Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night! -
Upload to Facebook Sex is good, sex is funny;
Many people fuck for money;
But if you think sex is funny;
Fuck yourself and save your money! -
Upload to Facebook A man is as young as the woman he feels!
