Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down! |
Too many assholes, Not enough bullets! |
Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door; But sometimes... . . . . . . . . . a knock on the door spoils the opportunity! |
Breaking News: After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'. Media: Why Lulli? Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura! |
Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai! Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo. Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai! |
Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'! |
Don't forget to thank your father for bringing you into this world. Your mother was probably tired and not in the mood! |
Pro tip for guys: Never masturbate in an aircraft. They take high jacking very seriously |
Ladies, when you catch a guy staring at your chest, he is not looking at your boobs, he is staring into your heart. |
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them! |