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  • Masturbation is a form of stress relief.<br/>
So go fuck yourself and calm down!Upload to Facebook
    Masturbation is a form of stress relief.
    So go fuck yourself and calm down!
  • Too many assholes,<br/>
Not enough bullets!Upload to Facebook
    Too many assholes,
    Not enough bullets!
  • Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door;<br/>
But sometimes...<br/>
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a knock on the door spoils the opportunity!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door;
    But sometimes...
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    a knock on the door spoils the opportunity!
  • Breaking News:<br/>

After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.<br/>

Media: Why Lulli?<br/>

Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura!  Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.
    Media: Why Lulli?
    Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura!
  • Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai!<br/>
Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo.<br/>
Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai!
    Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo.
    Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai!
  • Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'!Upload to Facebook
    Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'!
  • Don't forget to thank your father for bringing you into this world.<br/>
Your mother was probably tired and not in the mood!Upload to Facebook
    Don't forget to thank your father for bringing you into this world.
    Your mother was probably tired and not in the mood!
  • Pro tip for guys:<br/>

Never masturbate in an aircraft. They take high jacking very seriouslyUpload to Facebook
    Pro tip for guys:
    Never masturbate in an aircraft. They take high jacking very seriously
  • Ladies, when you catch a guy staring at your chest, he is not looking at your boobs, he is staring into your heart.Upload to Facebook
    Ladies, when you catch a guy staring at your chest, he is not looking at your boobs, he is staring into your heart.
  • Are your legs made of Nutella?<br />
Because I'd like to spread them!Upload to Facebook
    Are your legs made of Nutella?
    Because I'd like to spread them!
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