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Me: It means, she is from Delhi! -
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Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
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Wife says, "Because even your cock thinks you're a CHOOT!" -
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Upload to Facebook Masculine thought for the day:
The best thing about having a penis is... sharing it with people who don't have it! -
Upload to Facebook A husband and his wife are ready to go to sleep.
The husband lies on the bed but the wife lies down on the floor.
Husband asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
Wife replies, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change!" -
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Then Sex is not the appropriate answer! -
Upload to Facebook A good reminder!
As we get closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky...
And Monica blew it! -
Upload to Facebook Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti;
Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai!
