A Pervert's Week: Moanday Tongueday Wetday Thirstday Freakday Sexday Suckday |
Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya. Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The. Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, "Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!" |
Difference between Surprise and Shock: Surprise: Girl: I'm pregnant. Shock: Boy: I'm sterile! |
Perverts can contribute to society. Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk! |
Somewhere between ABC & Aey! BC We all grew up! |
Duckworth & Lewis: Screwing South Africa since 1992. |
As the Americans get closer to the 2016 election, please remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create jobs for the Americans. The last time she had a job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky! |
New Amul Ad: Amul Butter & Women - Both utterly butterly delicious... One on bread & the other in bed... And even better when both are spread! |
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug! |
Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there. |