For all my 40 + nearing friends... There's no reason to fear Menopause! It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!! The Cock still enjoys! |
A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"! |
Men: A species that loves Jack Daniels, Jacking off and Denials! |
69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me! |
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out? A lesbian with a hard-on! |
I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on! |
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew the lightbulb! |
Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya; Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi! |
Wife to husband: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata. Husband: Toh Kya Yeh Teen Bachhe Internet se Download Kiye Hein? Wife: Nahi, Yeh Toh Kisi Aur Ki Pen Drive Se Liye The! |
Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo! |