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For all my 40 + nearing friends...
There's no reason to fear Menopause!
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
The Cock still enjoys! -
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A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"! -
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Men:
A species that loves Jack Daniels,
Jacking off and Denials! -
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69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me! -
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What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on! -
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I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on! -
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew the lightbulb! -
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Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;
Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi! -
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Wife to husband: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: Toh Kya Yeh Teen Bachhe Internet se Download Kiye Hein?
Wife: Nahi, Yeh Toh Kisi Aur Ki Pen Drive Se Liye The! -
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Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!