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  • For all my 40 + nearing  friends... <br />

There's no reason to fear Menopause! <br />

It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!<br />

The Cock still enjoys!
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    For all my 40 + nearing friends...
    There's no reason to fear Menopause!
    It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
    The Cock still enjoys!
  • A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you `I'm drunk and horny` - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying `I'm fucking delicious`!Upload to Facebook
    A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!
  • Men:<br/> 

A species that loves Jack Daniels,<br/> 

Jacking off and Denials!Upload to Facebook
    Men:
    A species that loves Jack Daniels,
    Jacking off and Denials!
  • 69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!Upload to Facebook
    69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
  • What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?<br/>
A lesbian with a hard-on!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
    A lesbian with a hard-on!
  • I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!Upload to Facebook
    I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
  • What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?<br/>

You can unscrew the lightbulb!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
    You can unscrew the lightbulb!
  • Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;<br />
Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;
    Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!
  • Wife to husband: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.<br />
Husband: Toh Kya Yeh Teen Bachhe Internet se Download Kiye Hein?<br />

Wife: Nahi, Yeh Toh Kisi Aur Ki Pen Drive Se Liye The!Upload to Facebook
    Wife to husband: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.
    Husband: Toh Kya Yeh Teen Bachhe Internet se Download Kiye Hein?
    Wife: Nahi, Yeh Toh Kisi Aur Ki Pen Drive Se Liye The!
  • Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!Upload to Facebook
    Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!
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