Happiness is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it! |
SIX Ya SEX... Utha Ke Maaro To SIX... Leta Ke Maaro To SEX... Bahar Geya To SIX... Andar Geya To SEX... Dono Haath Upar To SIX... Dono Pair Upar To SEX! |
Everything happens for a reason, Except for things you fuck up by yourself! |
If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex! |
How can you tell a head nurse? She's the one with the dirty knees! |
Commander: What do u call your CO? Lieutenant: Sir we call him "virgin". Commander: Why do u call him virgin? Lieutenant: Sir he is purest form of a "cunt". |
Dear Penis, Thanks for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, Men |
According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot. Stay healthy girls... suck a dick! |
Height of Planning: One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth! |
I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name. Who the heck is Rape? |