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  • An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.<br />
The old man asks, `Why are you going to sleep on the floor?`<br />
The old woman says, `Because I want to feel something hard for a change.`Upload to Facebook
    An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.
    The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
    The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
  • What did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip?<br />
`We used to be really tight until you let that d*ck come between us!Upload to Facebook
    What did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip?
    "We used to be really tight until you let that d*ck come between us!
  • Erection can wait. Election cannot!<br />
Use your finger wisely.
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    Erection can wait. Election cannot!
    Use your finger wisely.
  • What's the definition of a menstrual period?<br/>

A bloody waste of fucking time!Upload to Facebook
    What's the definition of a menstrual period?
    A bloody waste of fucking time!
  • Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;<br />

Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.<br />
Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.<br />

Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;
    Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.
    Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.
    Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!
  • How can you tell a head nurse?<br />

She's the one with the dirty knees! Upload to Facebook
    How can you tell a head nurse?
    She's the one with the dirty knees!
  • Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!<br />

Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?Upload to Facebook
    Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!
    Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
  • What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?<br />

You can unscrew the lightbulb!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
    You can unscrew the lightbulb!
  • AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.<br />
Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*<br />

Me: Fuck<br />
Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel SalaUpload to Facebook
    AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
    Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*
    Me: Fuck
    Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
  • WTF:<br />
Apparently there is a word `Sad Masty` which means:<br />

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!Upload to Facebook
    WTF:
    Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means:
    To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
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