An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?" The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change." |
What did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip? "We used to be really tight until you let that d*ck come between us! |
Erection can wait. Election cannot! Use your finger wisely. |
What's the definition of a menstrual period? A bloody waste of fucking time! |
Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain; Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman. Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan. Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai! |
How can you tell a head nurse? She's the one with the dirty knees! |
Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart! Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab? |
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew the lightbulb! |
AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :* Me: Fuck Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala |
WTF: Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means: To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant! |