Upload to Facebook | A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... "I took a Selfie!" |
Upload to Facebook | New York Winters: When couples go to bed, they say "Good Night, My Love"! London Winters: They say "Sweet Dreams, Darling! Punjab Winters: Thand hai, Sirf Salwar Hi Uttarungi! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: Tum Bahut Badal Gayi Ho! Girl: Haan! Jabse Tu Meri Life Mein Aaya Hai! Boy: Matlab? Girl: Harami, 34 Se 36 Kar Diye Tune! |
Upload to Facebook | Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win... Start playing with your boobs! |
Upload to Facebook | Guys are always HORNGRY! |
Upload to Facebook | Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal! |
Upload to Facebook | Most of my problems can be solved with nudity! |
Upload to Facebook | Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)! |
Upload to Facebook | My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink. |
Upload to Facebook | I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed! |
