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London Winters: They say "Sweet Dreams, Darling!
Punjab Winters: Thand hai, Sirf Salwar Hi Uttarungi! -
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Girl: Haan! Jabse Tu Meri Life Mein Aaya Hai!
Boy: Matlab?
Girl: Harami, 34 Se 36 Kar Diye Tune! -
Upload to Facebook Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...
Start playing with your boobs! -
Upload to Facebook Guys are always HORNGRY! -
Upload to Facebook Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal! -
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Upload to Facebook Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)! -
Upload to Facebook My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink. -
Upload to Facebook I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
