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My girlfriend says I should use the term MAKE LOVE instead of FUCK.
What the MAKE LOVE is she talking about? -
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Everything is made in China except for babies... they are made in Vachina! -
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In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is! -
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Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is! -
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Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self! -
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Teacher: Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hain?
Boys: Jab Woh Bra Pehanne Lagti Hain!
Teacher: Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hain?
Girls: Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage! -
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Sardi Mein Yog Nahi Sambhog Ki Zarurat Hai! -
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Save a Life:
A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease! -
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I am an animal lover so I always prefer to do it "Doggy Style"! -
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I don't have a dirty mind - I have a sexy imagination!