Upload to Facebook | My girlfriend says I should use the term MAKE LOVE instead of FUCK. What the MAKE LOVE is she talking about? |
Upload to Facebook | Everything is made in China except for babies... they are made in Vachina! |
Upload to Facebook | In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is! |
Upload to Facebook | Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is! |
Upload to Facebook | Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hain? Boys: Jab Woh Bra Pehanne Lagti Hain! Teacher: Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hain? Girls: Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage! |
Upload to Facebook | Sardi Mein Yog Nahi Sambhog Ki Zarurat Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Save a Life: A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease! |
Upload to Facebook | I am an animal lover so I always prefer to do it "Doggy Style"! |
Upload to Facebook | I don't have a dirty mind - I have a sexy imagination! |
