Upload to Facebook | Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai. Boy: Aaj Shaam ko Dogi Kya? Girl: Haan Le Lena Par Yeh Toh Batao, Car ke Baare Mein Kyon Puchh Rahe Ho? |
Upload to Facebook | Sex is performed by: Wives for duty; Harlots for money; Virgins for curiosity; Widows for old times; But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery! |
Upload to Facebook | Most emotional and heart-touching lines said by a
boy to his girlfriend after breakup: Jaanu Kum Se Kum Sardi ka Mausam Toh Nilkal Jane Do! |
Upload to Facebook | The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling! |
Upload to Facebook | Raat Ko Aap Peg Marte Ho; Subah Peg Aapki Marta Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Why do women have breasts? So men will talk to them! |
Upload to Facebook | On the 1st night after marriage: Wife: Please, let's spend our 1st night 'Understanding' each other. Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you! Men will be MEN. |
Upload to Facebook | A couple had a fight. Husband: I feel like informing everybody that you are useless. Wife: Rehne do... I will myself inform everybody that I am used less! |
Upload to Facebook | You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life? Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything! |
Upload to Facebook | How do you know when your wife is really dead? Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger! |
