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Upload to Facebook Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Boy: Aaj Shaam ko Dogi Kya?
Girl: Haan Le Lena Par Yeh Toh Batao, Car ke Baare Mein Kyon Puchh Rahe Ho? -
Upload to Facebook Sex is performed by:
Wives for duty;
Harlots for money;
Virgins for curiosity;
Widows for old times;
But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery! -
Upload to Facebook Most emotional and heart-touching lines said by a boy to his girlfriend after breakup:
Jaanu Kum Se Kum Sardi ka Mausam Toh Nilkal Jane Do! -
Upload to Facebook The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling! -
Upload to Facebook Raat Ko Aap Peg Marte Ho;
Subah Peg Aapki Marta Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Why do women have breasts?
So men will talk to them! -
Upload to Facebook On the 1st night after marriage:
Wife: Please, let's spend our 1st night 'Understanding' each other.
Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you! Men will be MEN. -
Upload to Facebook A couple had a fight.
Husband: I feel like informing everybody that you are useless.
Wife: Rehne do... I will myself inform everybody that I am used less! -
Upload to Facebook You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything! -
Upload to Facebook How do you know when your wife is really dead?
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
