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Girl: Behen ke Laude! -
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Upload to Facebook What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A navel! -
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When you start having dry dreams and wet farts! -
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Upload to Facebook If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Divorce proceedings, most likely! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?
Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!
