| Heights of WhatsApp smileys... Girl: 🌙🔨👣🐓🌂👣 . . . . . . Guy: Ab Ye Kya Hai? Girl: Raat Ko Thokne Aaoge Toh Cock Pe Chattri Laga Ke Aana! |
| Lady: Doctor, I'm so sick! I feel dizzy, everything spins and my heart is burning. The Man says, "Madam... First, I'm not a Doctor, I'm a Bartender. Second, you are not sick, you are drunk. And Third, your heart is not burning, your left boob is in the ashtray! |
| Today's wisdom: Life is too short for arguments so just say 'Madarchod' and move on! |
| Interviewer: Please speak 2 lines about your wife. My wife is my right hand. When she goes to her parents' house, my right hand becomes my wife! |
| Husband asked his wife while performing: Husband: Honey, why do I get all my great ideas in bed only? Wife: Because at that time you're plugged Into A Genius! |
| Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex! |
| Today our maid came home just as I finished having a bath and she looks at me and says, "Kya Banana hai Sahab" I didn't know if it was a compliment or a question! |
| I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago... He said, "You may now kiss the bride"! |
| Some bloody thought: Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because, Uski Biwi Sirf... . . . . . . 'Hila-ry' Thi |
| A man's shirt on the naked female body is like a flag on a conquered fortress! |
