| DUREX are bringing out an extra "sensitive" condom. After sex, it stays around and talks to the woman! |
| Girl: Baba Aashirwad Do Ki Mere Boobs Bade Ho Jayein. Baba: Tathastu. Girl: And what about my ass? Baba: ThatAsstoo! |
| Two ladies were talking; Lady 1: Where are you going? Lady 2: I am going to watch Fan in theatre, with my husband and you? Lady 1: I am going for holidays with my husband. Wahan Bhi Din Raat Fan Hi Dekhna Hai! |
| I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porn movie, But there are just too many holes in the plot! |
| Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer! |
| Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on, the 1st nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste", & rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up & the nurses apologies saying they thought he was dead. The Man replies, "I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel fuckin great!" |
| While the Dupatta can hide a woman's assets, The tie is man's way of pointing to where his asset is! |
| Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi... . . . . . . . . Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye! |
| Thought of the day: The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't have it. Kindness costs nothing! |
| Porn movies should come up with a disclaimer "Please, don't try this alone". |
