| Status of a single boy: Akela Reh Reh Kar Haath Dukhne Lage Hain Ab Bas Koi Aisi Mil Jaye Jiski Ungli Dukhne Lagi Ho! |
| Mehnat Itni Khamoshi se Karo ke Safalta Shor Machade. . . . . "Pregnancy" is one example.. |
| ITC has launched a new brand of cigarettes for women. It's called ITC Queens... It's the same size as the Kings but has bigger BUTTS! |
| The seven dwarves of menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful & Psycho! |
| If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that two presidents have had sex with each other. |
| Gandu: You're predictable, yet reliable. You can be expected to react to a situation in a familiar way, 9 times out of 10. Also, you don't like jokes involving the butt-hole. |
| Commando To Control Room: This is X3J27. I'm surrounded by terrorists, with no bullets... Awaiting instructions... Over!! Control Room: Bhai... Lode Lag Gaye Tere... I repeat Lode Lag Gaye Tere... Over And Out! |
| Whenever I see a girl with good pair of Bums passing by, . . . . . . . . . Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai! |
| The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries! |
| "Here I sit in a misty vapor Some damn fool stole the toilet paper My bus is late and I cannot linger Lookout butt here comes my finger! |
