| Son: Dad how was I born? Dad: It's a long story. Son: Tell me I wanna hear it. Dad: Once upon a time, it was a cold night and all the pharmacies were closed. |
| I have heard of a couple, both husband and wife were Generals in the Army. They used to make love once a year and called it... 'ANNUAL GENERAL BODY MEETING'! |
| "Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi..." . . . . . . . . . A guy playing Kabaddi with a girl! |
| 'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world; But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You! |
| A 2 year old spits water on floor. Wife: We don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it. Husband raises his eyebrows Wife: You shut up! |
| A push up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it and it's half empty. |
| Girls have invisible dicks, Thats how they fuck your lives! |
| If Russia decides to invade Turkey from rear will Greece help? Reply: Greece or No Greece, Russia will just Putin |
| Just a thought... If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear Would Greece help? |
| Birth Control Pills should be for Men. It makes much more sense to unload a Gun than to shoot at a Bulletproof Vest. |
