| From 'buying balloon from gubbarewala' to 'buying balloon from chemist', we all grew up, too much. Happy Children's Day |
| No one has steadier hands than a man shaving his balls! |
| Fact: A woman's breasts are never the exact same size. Another Fact: Once your face is buried in them, who fucking cares! |
| Behind every great woman is her bum. |
| Aaj Ka Gyan: Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega! |
| A New Perspective.
If you have slept with more than 5 women, you have no right to call your organ a "Private Part"! . . . . . . . . . . It is now a UNIVERSAL CHARGER! |
| Boy: I love you Airtel 4G Girl: Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha Boy: Ye To Cheating Hai Airtel 4G Girl: Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai, Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free! |
| Tip of the day: Ignore your problems like you ignore the male actor in a porn movie. |
| Girl: I want to lose fat. Trainer: Ban Calorie! Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'! |
| There was a young gal from Wick, Who asked her mum - what's a prick? Her mother said Annie - It goes up your fanny And jumps up and down till it's sick! |
