| Employee: Sir, Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho Iss Saal?
Boss: ➰〰 Employee: Yeh Kya Hai? Boss: Jhaant Barabar! |
| He: 🐕 She: Kya? He: DO GI! |
| What do you call Indrani's vagina? . . . . . . Octopussy |
| Difference between education and experience? Education - Duniya Gol Hai! Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai। |
| DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do . . . . . . . DJ: Gaana Toh Bata, Maa Ki Laawri! |
| One sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it, which means a normal intercourse represents a data transfer of 1587 GB in about 3 seconds... And we think 4G is fast! |
| A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road: . . . . . . . . . . "You are not looking at the road, please be careful!` |
| F**k sexy - can someone bring back intelligence! |
| My neighbour's kid came running to me asking, `Uncle, what is that thing you call when two people sleep in the bedroom and one is on top of the other." Initially, I was shocked, then quickly recovered and thought that it would be good to be honest. I then described to him everything about marriage and sex. Kid said okay and ran back to his house. A short while later, he returned, "Uncle, that's called a bunk bed. My parents want to talk to you now!` |
| Teacher: What is a 'Hut'? . . . . . . . Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'! |
