| Porn is banned in Gulf, now it is is banned in India. No Income Tax in Gulf, your turn now - Mr Finance Minister! |
| Yeh Haath Dede Mujhe, Thakur; Waise Bhi Abb Yeh Kuchh Kaam ke Nahi! #PornBan |
| Worst foursome in golf history 1. Monica Lewinski 2. O. J. Simpson 3. Ted Kennedy 4. Bill Clinton . . . . . . Why, you ask? You're going to love this! . . . . . . 1. Monica is a hooker 2. O. J. Is a slicer 3. Ted can't drive over water, and 4. Bill can't remember which hole he played last |
| 1st Girl: What's the spelling of PENIS? . . . . . . 2nd Girl: Oh My God! It is so easy. But exactly Yaad Nahi Aa Raha... Abhi Thodi Der Pehle Hi Mere Munh Mein Tha! |
| After 25 years.... I was chatting with my classmate - my childhood crush online. She asked me, "Why I was typing so slow? And I said "Because my other hand isn't free." She is not replying anymore. . . . . Lesson learnt - Never smoke while texting! |
| A South Indian friend just texted me - "Dude! I just proposed to a girl. She replied, 'Bhenchod'. What does it mean?" Me: It means, she is from Delhi! |
| Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha. Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho. Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha. |
| To all my ex's, you can block my Facebook, delete my number but you can never unsuck my cock! |
| A naked CEO looks in the mirror and says to his wife, "Why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself?" Wife says, "Because even your cock thinks you're a CHOOT!" |
| Why is a bra just like a parachute? Because it serves you best when open |
