| Masculine thought for the day: The best thing about having a penis is... sharing it with people who don't have it! |
| A husband and his wife are ready to go to sleep. The husband lies on the bed but the wife lies down on the floor. Husband asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?" Wife replies, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change!" |
| If your parents say - "Tum Kya Jano Maa Baap Kya Kya Karte Hain Apne Bachhon Ke Liye!" . . . . . . . . . . Then Sex is not the appropriate answer! |
| A good reminder! As we get closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky... And Monica blew it! |
| Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti; Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai! |
| Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down! |
| Too many assholes, Not enough bullets! |
| Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door; But sometimes... . . . . . . . . . a knock on the door spoils the opportunity! |
| Breaking News: After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'. Media: Why Lulli? Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura! |
| Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai! Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo. Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai! |
